It’s that time of the month again! No not that time. Menstruation jokes aren’t funny, period!
Yes indeed my lovelies, the monthly crew party is almost upon us again. This month the theme is: Vintage. Wear your vintage duds and drive a vintage car (vintage lowriders included) to the meet at the L.S. Observatory on Friday, March 31 at 8PM GMT. Activities will include:
- New Grody original missions
- The Comet Retro Race Event
- Adversary modes
- The best newly created special vehicle stunt races
- General carnage and mayhem.
Be there or be quasitruncated hexahedron!
Okay everyone, it’s been way too long since we’ve had a crew party. Time is short, but we can still bring February to a rocking conclusion.
We’ll start off at 8PM GMT with some of my custom capture ‘missions’ followed by a variety of adversary modes, ending the night with a game of hide and seek (the rules can be found here). If you have any jobs you’d like to add to the itinerary, let me know.
The dresscode is ‘TV and Film Characters’. Show your inner Frankenstein or cook up a batch of crystal. I’m sure you lot will come up with something cool.
Like with the upcoming race event, I will be filming the party.
That’s it gang. Hasta luego!
Alright, a bit of a throwback here. In April 2014 we held our first ever race event ‘The Pussi Porsche Nurburgring Race Riot‘. As the title suggests, we raced Comets around the Nurburgring track, which was among the first races to get featured by Rockstar. A lot has changed since then. All kinds of game modes were added. We got mega yachts, offices, clubhouses, business and much more. With all the fancy new stuff, we don’t do too many ‘clean’ races anymore, so I’m feeling a little bit nostalgic (‘member?)
Now I’m not going to suggest that we do the exact same event again. No, instead I’ve spiced it up. I’ve recreated the track with banners and tire walls from the Cunning Stunts update and instead of racing in regular old (new?) Comets, we’ll be racing in Custom Comet Retro’s. I think most of you own one, but if you don’t, let me know and we’ll make some quick cash. Getting the money together should only take about an hour.
This is also a team race. A bit like Formula 1 where each team has 2 drivers, denoted by colour and livery. The winners of the race will be the team with the OVERALL best positions (point are allocated for each position). For example a team finishing in 2nd & 5th would beat the team finishing 1st & 10th.
The race will be on Saturday the 4th of March at 9PM GMT. I’ll launch a crew session an hour before the race. If you want to enter, find a teammate and pick a colour and livery together and send me a message (SC or PSN) with the team details. I’ll add your team to a list of participants on this post as soon as I get your message.
I will be filming most of the event, so look your best… or worst, see if I care :p
Comet Retro Customs only
Team of 2 players – colour and livery to denote
8 laps of the Nürburgring
- 1st place: 20 points
- 2nd place: 18 points
- 3rd place: 15 points
- 4th place: 11 points
- 5th place: 10 points
- 6th place: 7 points
- 7th place: 6 points
- 8th place: 5 points
- 9th place: 4 points
- 10th place: 3 points
- 11th place: 2 points
- 12th place: 1 points
- 13th place and under: 0 points
BEST LAP BONUS: 3 points
Okay kids, sit yourselves down and have a lemonade. Mama Grode has something to tell you.
I’m pregnant. A few weeks ago when I met Scoob in real life we… nah I’m just kidding. Most of you already know what this is about. I’m going to Chelsea, Massachusetts for three months. For those of you who don’t know where that is, it’s a small city 4 miles north of Boston. And for the Fallout fans among you, it’s the County Crossing settlement.
All set for the alleged wasteland
I’m doing an international human rights minor as part of my university elder year. Well technically it’s my senior year, but I started my university education a year late and I did my junior year twice, so that makes me a university elder. Respect yo elders!
I’ll be working with The Chelsea Collaborative and I’m going to document the whole thing of course, so check out my class’ communal blog at https://humanrightsadventures.wordpress.com/
If you’re in the area, let me know. If I can survive Scoob in real life, I can survive you 😉
I won’t bring my PS4 to the States, but I’ll still be on the interwebz to keep an eye on you kids.
That’s all for now. Now go outside and play!
Are somewhat exaggerated yet not totally wide of the mark.
It’s that time again! This time we’ve got only two contestants, Blade and myself. Which means that for the first time, Scuba won’t be photographer of the month.
Please submit your vote through a pm to me on the Social Club. You have until the 29th to vote.
Right, onto next month’s theme!
The theme is, you guessed half of it, Stunt Posters!
Take a photo of your most cunning stunt and turn it into a poster worthy of hanging on a kid’s bedroom wall with the meme text editor (accessible through single player)
You have until August 22 to submit your entry. To submit a photo, send me, Grody, a pm with a link to your photo through the Social Club.