Dear unpaid intern,
You are cordially invited to attend my slumber party on February 27 on my yacht, the U.S.S. Meroveus, at 20:00 GMT. It’s going to be a night of fun, death, friendship, despair, drinking, regret, my thermonuclear cooking and being spied upon by those horny dorks from our class.
Among activities will be:
- Pillow fights
- Awful makeovers
- Eating pizza
- Truth or dare
- Prank calls
- Stealing booze from our parents
- A fashion show
- Talking about totes cute boys
- Taking pills from Grody’s night stand
- And much, much more
The dress code for the party is: Pyjamas and awful make-up.
We’ll start the night off with a group photo on the yacht and then launch increasingly wacky playlists with slumber party and non slumber party themed jobs. If you have a job you’d like to include in the playlists, send a PM with a link to Grody on the SC. We’ll end the night with a Pussi Riot classic, hide and seek!
Don’t forget your toothbrush!